Monday, 11 January 2010

Nativity Scene


Not got much to say today, so just thought I'd post a picture of me with Baby Jesus.

This was a nativity scene I found in Boscastle, Cornshire during the festive period, which I presume had been put together by children from the local primary school.

Mainly because;
*The depictions of Mary & Joseph were CHILD-LIKE.
*Jesus' crib was frankly SHODDY WORKMANSHIP.
*The baby messiah himself had been represented by a FUCKING PIECE OF CARDBOARD wrapped in some FUCKING DIRTY RAGS.

Also, where were the Three fucking Kings? Stupid, ill-conceived and even more poorly put-together.

Children shouldn't be left alone with this sort of thing with their child-like abilities.

2 comments:

  1. Josef Ratzinger, Pope Benedict11:51 am

    Frankly, I'm offended

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  2. La Société d’Encouragement pour l’Amélioration du Fucking Style in UK12:48 pm

    Sir,

    "FUCKING PIECE OF CARDBOARD"? "FUCKING DIRTY RAGS"?

    Fie, Sir, you might have noticed there are a plenty of more stylish and more clean objects (or, alternatively, subjects – we’d rather advice the latter) to f*ck than "piece of cardboard", or "dirty grass".


    Le president de la La Société

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