Baby Got Back

I was initially pleased to read this article about the healthy attributes of carrying extra weight on your bum and thighs, because I myself have a FAT ARSE.

Sadly, if you DO have a fat arse, you are still more likely to contract heart disease anyway as it's unlikely you will not also have a fat belly, high cholesterol and clogged arteries.

Unfortunately I do also have the fat belly and also about 20 chins- so I'm still going to die early and be buried in a shallow grave.

Apparently if you DON'T have a fat arse, you are more likely to have metabolic problems. I would say though that you already had metabolic problems to some degree if you had a tiny waist but couldn't shift an arse the size of a beach ball.

I love the way they bring out these stupid and pointless scientific studies every now and then that seem to be based on nothing tangible and get medical science absolutely nowhere.

In fact, this research is basically saying the only people who will benefit are those who look like this -
There are not many people who look like this. Perhaps the study was done taking just these three ladies as examples, and it just so happens they all have wonderful metabolic & cardiac health.

If not, I want to know how wide the study was, because it's just taken me an hour to find three examples of a big arse & small waist combination that wasn't hardcore porn. Perhaps the scientists in question just wanted to see pornstars with huge arses and made up some research to justify putting "Red Hot Big Ass'd Mommas 3" on their expenses.

That is not the reason I chose to write this article though. It was not under any circumstances because I actually wanted to trawl through a google image search of "Huge Ass, Tiny Waist" with SafeSearch off. No - I did this for purely journalistic purposes.

[I will just add that I wasn't trying to be sexist by only picking pictures of female arses, but there do not appear to be many men out there with big arses & slim waists. Or at least, not as much demand for pictures of them to be put on the particular porn sites that I came across].