Monday 21 December 2009

Take The Power Back

My good woman & I had a high-five moment last night when we heard the announcement on the Radio 1 Chart Show that Rage Against The Machine had made the Christmas No.1 spot.

We thought it was great.
Yes, I know that RATM are signed to Sony, as are Simon Cowell's acts.
Yes, I know that Cowell will be a winner anyway with the extra column inches in the media and subsequent extra sales.
Yes, I appreciate that the sheep that go out and buy X Factor saccharine shite are probably no worse than the sheep who downloaded Killing in the Name just to protest.

But it's still brilliant that Rage Against The Machine are Christmas No.1, isn't it?

I noticed from the front cover of The Sun this morning that they had typically taken an 'on the fence' stance on the RATM v. X Factor debate.
Look at the sneer on Zack de la Rocha's face there. He's clearly an evil piece of shit and deserves those photoshopped devil horns (if they are not in fact real). Why, he's mocking our very way of life, isn't he? Plus he's clearly not from round here, with a name like that. Yes, RATM are clearly Satan's reconnaissance corps, and we should be wary that this devil-music is corrupting our youth and poor angelic Joe McElderry has been treated absolutely appallingly in all this.

Shame The Sun didn't find this lovely, smiley, sweet pic of Zack to use instead.

Or this one of X Factor's Joe 'ASBO' McElderry- Hoody up and looking moody, ready to rape your grandmother.

3 comments:

  1. FanaticalMrsOx1:57 pm

    The Sun headline should have been "COWELL HAS A MASSIVE NUMBER TWO".

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  2. Your good woman & you are absolutely right in suggesting Zack de la Rocha is an evil piece of shit – wait, did I say 'suggesting'?, no, yours was clearly an assertion, a confident and forceful statement of fact, especially when we look at Zack de la Rocha's name.

    Trouble is, your good woman & you are a bit late with letting the facts out in the open, because... RATM already made the Christmas No.1 spot. Had you told everyone the whole truth about Zack 'before' the announcement of RATM having already reached the 1st place, everything would have been different - thus I blame your good woman & you for the fact that exactly this evil piece, and not another evil piece... You both are simply too slow in spreading the truth.

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